I believe the appropriate metaphor here
involves a RIVER of excrement...
The Big Bang Theory Season 2, Episode 8
Do you ever go to the RIVER market
at Salt Rock?
Game of Thrones Season 2, Episode 10
They're just over the RIVER.
Game of Thrones Season 3, Episode 9
you just float along
like a dead body in a RIVER.
The Big Bang Theory Season 10, Episode 9
You just crossed the RIVER?
Yeah. Have you seen anything?
Breaking Bad Season 2, Episode 9